Bro-choicer: How to convince a woman to have an abortion

NARAL Brochoice buttonA Bro-choicer calling himself “Bacon” on the Return of Kings Blog has come up with a “plan” for convincing a girl to have an abortion to avoid child support.

The male abortion advocate writes, “Let’s face it: sexually active people have accidents. Shit happens, that’s life. But we know that men have no reproductive rights in opting out of a being a parent. With only two birth control options available to men (a condom and a vasectomy) the words you use to get your girl off the fence about having an abortion must be well thought out. If you are not ready to be a father, the following arguments may help you convince a girl to get an abortion.”


What makes “Bacon” such an expert on this topic- well – he says these arguments have already worked for him, “The first two methods I describe below have worked for me in separate instances for the two abortions I have paid for.”

Hail Mary

METHOD #1 of “Bacon’s” plan the Hail Mary:

The first method is most applicable for a girl who is a long term booty call or girlfriend; basically, a girl who believes there is an emotional element to your sexual relationship. For these situations I recommend the “Hail Mary,” a term referring to the end of an American football game…

Just how does “Bacon’s “Hail Mary” work you might ask?

You need to bring up the subject of abortion with every ounce of verbal finesse and situation-appropriate sensitivity,” the bro-choicer suggests, “You should sound as sincere as possible and tell her that you want her to be the mother of your children one day, but that now is not the right time to start a family. Explain you want to wait until you are further along in your career/life goals and you can afford to give your future family all the comforts of life you cannot deliver today. Finally, explain if she has the abortion now, you will be able to plan your lives together so that everything is perfect. Then, after she agrees and has the abortion, dump her. It’s called a “hail mary” in part because of its difficulty to execute, so if you stay with her post-abortion and she becomes pregnant again you’re really fucked“.

Drive to abortion clinic

METHOD #2:The As*h*** Method

“Bacon” says that his second method is best used on girls where, “minimal emotions were involved in the sexual relationship: infrequent booty calls…if the “hail mary” does not work on your girlfriend.”

Bacon calls this method: The Asshole Method (His Words):

Bacon explains, “You need to channel your inner cold, unforgiving, unapologetic asshole nature, as nothing less will suffice. You must not ask, but rather tell her to get an abortion because if she refuses this child will be a bastard.Explain to her in no uncertain terms that you will not be a father to this child…Once you have laid out your position, get your car keys and tell her you will drive her to the abortion clinic, pay for it, and have her take care of it today so you both can move on with your lives. Explain that since it is early in the pregnancy she only needs to take a pill (different from the morning after pill) to trigger the abortion. The most important part in executing the asshole method is that you keep your emotions in check the whole time. If you budge on that, she could doubt your sincerity and be swayed to keep the kid.”


METHOD #3 The Wildcard Method

Bacon’s third method invokes the “abortion for disability or medical reasons argument” – tell the girl that a rare genetic disease is common in your family, he advises.

Bacon writes, “Think about what causes normal couples wanting to have children to get an abortion. If an ultrasound finds that the child has a developmental problem like down syndrome, many couples choose to abort. You can use this knowledge to your advantage because you can tell the girl that a rare genetic disease is common in your family. You should tell her you would love to have children but it would be unfair to risk the possibility of this disease (ideally use one which causes an early death and/or horrible lifestyle conditions while alive) being passed on to future generations. To add color to your story, bring up a nonexistent sibling and tell her that you are still recovering from their painful passing a few years ago…While this method could require some acting on your part, if you sell it well enough she will be offering to pay for the abortion.

“Bacon” concludes his “counseling to other brochoicers with this statement, “Getting inside a woman’s head to convince her to get an abortion might require you to be very persuasive and creative in your approach. My hope is that if this advice helps just one man to convince his future baby’s mama to spare him from becoming a parent against his will, it was worth the writeup.

3 Responses to “Bro-choicer: How to convince a woman to have an abortion”

  1. He is absolutely contemptible. But I am sure in his heart he knows that about himself.

  2. Yes, contemptible and evil, too. What a “prince of darkness” he is.

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